Vaganus

The ripping or purposeful tearing of the skin between the butthole(s) and whoosey-whatsie which effectively creates an elongated vagina or vaginal area, thus creating an indiscernible hole or holes thus becoming a vaganus.

Husband: "Hey doc..Are we going to sever the taint?"
Doc: "Only if necessary and then in that case it will create a vaganus"

by Mrpuddles January 8, 2012

Vaganus

n. An area of the female anatomy located between the vagina and the anus. The female equivalent of the "scranus".

I have quite the tickle on my vaganus.
I haven't shaved my vaganus since Nam.

by Phil martell December 31, 2008

Vaganus

When you fuck a girl so hard you manage to combine vagina and anus

Bro I fucked this girl so hard that I gave her a vaganus, she ended up in the hospital. I split her vag right to her arse.

by Destroyeddave June 12, 2017

Vaganus

Another name for females taint area

Have you been keeping your vaganus area shaved and clean it's getting hot and it's gonna smell if you don't Karen.

by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN April 22, 2023

The cat’s vajanas

Someone or something that is excellent and deserving of praise. A semi-crude but subtle crossover of the phrases “the cat’s ass” and “the cats pyjamas” pronounced similar to pyjamas but contextually a felines vagina. To be used when in the company of likeminded peers that can be crass but in a PG-13 language setting where “the cat’s ass” might be too strong a use of language (with children present or around clergy members for example).

Bill: Hey Tom, I saw you pull up to the school in a new Lincoln Aviator. What do you think of the massaging seats?
Bill’s 6 year old son Bobby: Dad, what’s an Aviator?
Bill: It’s a very nice car, son . . . Well, Tom. What do you think of them?
Tom: Honestly, their the cat’s vajanas.

by Dr. Jett January 12, 2023

vaganus

1. The imaginary love hole of she-males and pillow biters. 2. The female perineum; or space between bunghole and pussy.

Ralphetta tucked her tackle between her legs, lifted her hairy butt in the air and cried, "Have me in the vaganus, fellas! Vaganus all around!"

by Horus Perineum, PhD March 20, 2003

vaganus

when a female vagina is so tight it is in the form of a little boys anus

dude i tried to stick it in but she had a vaganus. it was impenatrable

by 8 March 30, 2003