The most adorable red headed nerd in the world. He has extremely ticklish feet, a birth mark in the shape of a continent, pretty little emu lashes and wears a blue glow in the dark bracelet that he never takes off. He makes love to World of Warcraft almost every night and is the real life Al Bundy. His main religious believe is firecrotchism.
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The Best footballer in the world he has a 69pack and scores way 2 many goals and assists for brugge aka the best footballer ever who has 2 golden shoes.
And when he scored against Anderlecht he fucked them hard like my uncle
And when he scored against Anderlecht he fucked them hard like my uncle
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‘How did she go on another vacation? she just told me her rent was late and she couldn’t pay any of her bills after that last abortion?’
Did you see anyone with her in the photos?
‘No’
It was a vacaketion!
Did you see anyone with her in the photos?
‘No’
It was a vacaketion!
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