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vago

in Mexico a VAGO is a person who does not do anything in the entire day. He does not have a work, he does not go to the school, he just is walking on the streets.
1. you should to go to school, you are a VAGO

2. try to have a good job, and no to be VAGO
by vicman March 18, 2006
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Vagasm Man

similar to a Renaissance Man only of the sexual kind... a Master of vaginal orgasms through licking, rubbing, sucking, grazing, slurping and simply fucking!
my married man is the ultimate Vagasm Man, pleasuring me in every way!!!
by secret mistress December 4, 2016
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vagistink

"dude, you smell like vagistink"
by fudda April 2, 2005
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beefy vagocko

1. a burrito inside a taco shell wrapped in a tortilla.

2.a regular vagocko is a nice and still intact vagina while a beefy vagocko is beaten and worn down.
1.Oh my god that vagocko tasted so good.

2.I just broke up with my girlfriend-guy 1
why-guy 2
she had a beefy vagocko it looked like it was smashed by a whole football team-guy 1
thats so nasty she had to have some STD-guy 2
by wshslax12 August 2, 2012
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vagocket

The product of the hottest new cosmetic surgery,
Why have to deal with 5 days of membrane and mess coming out your vaginal cavity, when you can use that space for soemthing much more useful, like a pocket. Your trinkets and valuables will be much safer inside you and inside your vagocket. When its your "time of the month" all that will come oozing out of you nether regions are surprises, memories, knick knacks, and other fantastic prizes. After you get this fantastic new surgery, you'll be like a pinata, bursting with goodies each month.
Nikki: Hey did you hear about that new cosma surg all the movie stars are getting?
Sally: Oh yeah, the vagocket? That sounds so cool, i heard Mrs. G even got it done.

Nikki: Wow, that sure would be useful for storing all those unwanted figurines my granny gives me for my birthday!
Sally: Yeah, and it would sure cut down on pick pocketting.
by HellenKellerAriel June 12, 2009
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vagisil

Cunt Cream

Nothing else but pure twat relif

lovely
OOF! barbera, i had a nasty itch but this cunt cream seems to have sorted it

oh really? whats it called

umm... vagisil
by Loserboy (richard rees) September 10, 2008
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Vagisil

Taken orally to decrease brain cells. Also, Eric Cartmans NASCAR sponsor.
Commercial: When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to Vagisil

Cartman: Goddammit another Vagisil commercial!!?

Commercial: .......to stop feminie itching and relieve vaginal odors.

Butters: All those ladies have stinky vaginas?!
by ThaBigCheesy October 12, 2010
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