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Vagincept

Someone who cock-blocks on multiple occasions, either on purpose or for bad timing.
My roommate keeps showing up just as I'm getting somewhere, the vagincept.
by Monkey Salad January 25, 2011
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Vagichosis

A Mental Diagnosis brought on when a woman is haunted by her vagina, to the point she refuses to admit it exists, or worse, attempts to self surgically remove it.
Poor Mrs Tripe. She never realized how beautiful she was. So very sad. Now dead at 98 years old. Most severe case of Vagichosis ever recorded. For 53 years she was unable even to admit she was a woman, and hid the fact very, very well.
by Clifhanger September 19, 2022
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vagichasm

Vagichasm is a truley large vagina, so large that when a penus is removed during sex an echo of the sound of the penus being removed echoes back more than one time - can also occur when a dildo, banana, cucumber, or large salami is substitued for the real thing.
When I pulled my penus out of my girlfriend's vagina I could hear a vagichasm that resembled a sloshing sounding echo coming back to me.
by Lee Kirby March 8, 2008
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vaginahead finger

A finger that looks like a head that looks like a vagina.
Person 1:"Wow his finger looks like a vagina and a head all in one."
Person 2:"Indeed, lets call it a vaginahead finger!"
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vaginahol

Pussy juice. Piss, blood, cheese, and cum all in one.
That bitch had some wicked vaginahol.
by sweetgy June 23, 2009
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vaginache

if u did not perform for a long tyime or deprived sex by your boy friend or hubby then your vagina will start aching strangely that you can very well sense it and wanna try out something new to subside the pain.
say boy friend or hubby has gone to for a long distance palce on work or not available for a while and your vagina aches so it is vaginaches
by sunstar February 26, 2010
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Vagincubation

Noun

1. When an insect or other small mammal lays their eggs within moist confines of a womans vagina. The eggs remain there for the entire gestation period and usually hatch or emerge at the most inopportune time.
Q: "So, Lisa, tell me, did you have sex with Rodney yet?"

A: "Yes, we did it the other night in the dark for the 1st time and I'm hoping he didn't realize my vagincubation, even though the swarm of flies covering the window was a dead give away."
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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