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Its diet of "meat" can cause bad breath if unclean
Its diet of "meat" can cause bad breath if unclean
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An ex-girlfriend or wife who didn't take your breaking up with her well. A scorn woman intent on revenge on the man who dumped her. Like Wayne's ex in Waynes World
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1. Vaginasaurus is like a riding a Japanese bike... Both fun to ride.. But you wouldn't want your friends to see you riding one.
2. The vaginasaurus that is smiling at me from the bar
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Their mating call is a sound that comes deep within your throat, is loud; above 80 decibels and you have to wag your tongue back and forth in your mouth to create said noise. Since their nature is to wade in their own self pity, instead of being turned on they reply with "What's wrong with you?" or "You're so fucking gay". And then walk away to go and touch his/herself.
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Matt: "Oh whoa is me, my life sucks, I'm going to go and drink all day because no one likes me. I hate my job and I just want to kill myself."
Greg: "Dude, you're such a Vaginasaurus Rex"
Greg: "Dude, you're such a Vaginasaurus Rex"
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Term can also be used in reference to the female attached to the anatomy
Term can also be used in reference to the female attached to the anatomy
He became a gay vegetarian after he was mauled by the Vaginasaurus.
The vaginasaurus gave a deep throated growl and the stench of fleshy decay filled the bedroom.
The vaginasaurus gave a deep throated growl and the stench of fleshy decay filled the bedroom.
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