Vagenius

When a women thinks with her vagina instead of her brain

If I wasn't such a vagenius I could've finished this presentation days ago

"Hey what's up with Anna lately? All she talks about is that new guys she's been hooking up with" "Ya she's being a total vagenius"

by The Shuffler February 6, 2018

Vagenius

A man who pretends to be in a relationship to trick his opponent into thinking that he is no longer trying. Further accomplishing his ultimate goal in becoming a fantasy football god.

Did you hear that Vag changed his relationship status on Facebook to taken? I think he's just tricking CPL. What a Vagenius.

by Thaoliban December 27, 2021

vagenius

when a woman is smart

damn, that woman is intelligent asf, she must be a vagenius.

by nathan.rnc August 26, 2023

vagenius - (smart pussy)

Just like a smart phone vagenius relates to the level of features a woman's vagina has. Most men appreciate and cherish vagenius. Generally, it is meant as a high form of praise toward the level of quality of the woman's vagina.

Some features common to vagenius's are: snap back, kegel lock up, squirting, pussy tricks in general. It can also be applied in a sentence such as she got some "vagenius!" or She pays the bills with her "vagenius - (smart pussy)".

by I.C. REW July 1, 2011

Vagenious

Being an expert on the female genetalia.

FoB: I'm going to the gynocologist tomorrow...
Person #2: Oh, you mean the vagenious?

by Rawrenolocaust June 27, 2009

vagenis

1. Half vagina, half penis
2. Descriptive word for a person/thing/object
3. A magical genital

1.
Dayummmm Lady GaGa has the hottest vagenis bernar would love to get in with some of that !

2.

"deejay you smell"
"shutup vagenisface"
"sheit tofu tastes like vagenis"

3. "Holy crap denis has a freaking vagenis !"

"i know man.. tish and damo got in with some of that vagenis!"
"Dayuuum what lucky bitches!"

by junja1234 July 12, 2009

vagenus

noun. the region of a woman's anatomy encompassing both the vagina and anus, and all additional parts betwixt

For those who enjoy performing both cunnilingus and analingus, the vagenus is a banquet of pleasures for the palate.

by Dragon Prince December 13, 2007