Valedictorian

A kid who’s smart enough to realize how bad and rigged the school system is and how it hardly educates people at all, but is also smart enough to hide the fact that they know this, pretend to be an angel who’s entire life is school, and get really good grades, so they can get a scholarship into a good university, so they can get a really good job, so they can get a lot of moolah. And a lot of moolah puts you ahead of a lot of people in capitalist society and gives you a lot of benefits.

A valedictorian is the smartest person in the class, but not exactly in the way you’d expect.

by nlolhere June 25, 2020

vagenius

one who is a Connoisseur of vaginas, a master of vaginas

that man is a fucking vagenius

by trey d December 23, 2008

Vagenie

A vagina that when you rub it, it makes all your wishes and dreams come true.

RILEY RUBBED EMMA'S VAGENIE AND GOT EVERYTHING HE WANTED.

by I FUCKED UP... YOUR MOMS PUSSY October 25, 2017

Vagenie

Noun: (pronounced: vuh-jee-nee) - The mystical spirit demon that resides deep inside a woman's vagina that will come out and grant you three magical wishes if you are lucky enough to awaken it from its slumber.

Difficulty: 10/10 (Nearly impossible!)

NOTE: Only four men throughout history have been able to awaken the Vagenie:

1 - Richard the Lionhart - Who had the forethought to lead the Crusades and set us up for the last good Indiana Jones movie.

2 - Saladin - The Sultan of Egypt and Syria who led the Muslims against the Crusaders and eventually recaptured Palestine from the Kingdom of Jerusalem after his victory in the Battle of Hattin...OR DID HE...?

3 - Genghis Khan - Emperor of the Mongol Empire, the largest contiguous empire in history, and cameo superstar of Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.

4 - Lou Diamond Phillips - Star of La Bamba and Young Guns. Consequently while lucky enough to wake the Vagenie, its overwhelming omnipresent force rendered Lou mentally challenged, ergo no Young Guns III and a remaining filmography of pretty much crap after the early 90's.

Honorable mention awarded to Billy Zane - keep tryin' big guy!

I was fucking this girl really hard the other night, like really railing balls deep, then all the sudden these strange popping noises and intense, vibrant, blinding lights and mist emanated from her pussy and the motherfucking Vagenie appeared out of nowhere and granted me three magical wishes!

I asked it for a bottle of chloroform, some roofies and a scream mask!

by Dr. Manhattan (69) November 5, 2009

Vagenius

A man or woman that is a genius when it comes to recreational and academic knowledge of the vagina.

Harold is referred to as a vagenius by most women who have experienced is pleasuring skills.

by Dudjay April 4, 2015

valedictension

When two people are very intensely fighting to be valedictorian in a high school class.

"Kate got a B so now her GPA's down to 4.25"
"Really? Man Hillary will be happy. She hates Kate"
"I know, there's some mad valedictension between them

by Farajallah November 14, 2007

vagenie

on some magical occasions, whilst rubbing a clitoris, a cloud of smoke may exit the vagina heralding the arrival of a genie. This genie may grant any one vagina related wish, from regular sex to dp to fisting and on and on. Just don't ask the vagenie for anal sex as this can only be granted by the assgenie. Such requests make the vagenie angry and can often backfire.

Sam rubbed and rubbed Barbara's clit until the blue smoke swirled from her vagina and the vagenie appeared. Sam ignorantly said, "Oh Great Vagenie, please grant me the pleasure of fucking Barbara in her dumper." This made the vagenie very angry as dumper sex is the providence of his cousin, the assgenie. Instead of what Sam wanted, the vagenie granted one queef from Barbara right in Sam's face, then disappeared. Better luck next time, Sam.

by crancix June 24, 2010