Vacuum King

A title that you manipulatively bestow upon your husband to insure that he continues to rule the vacuum in your household.

Oh honey, when I see my muscular Vacuum King moving like a big cat through the house, I am in a constant swoon!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2019

texas vacation

When one, whilst on vacation, drives to Texas to get a reverse vasectomy because it’s cheaper to get it done there at a missionary hospital. Said cost saving is due to lack of anesthesia, which increasingly stimulates the thrill seekers experience.

Man did you hear about Eric getting a Texas Vacation because 3 kids was just not cutting it. He’s ballsy!!!

by AE in SC August 6, 2019

vice vacation

A vacation that revolves around carnal pleasures. Banging hookers, smoking crack, shooting up, excessive drinking, sex parties, boofing, coke lines on strippers' tits, jenkem, and fatal amounts of cigarettes are a few of the things that someone on a vice vacation might enjoy.

Hey man, you look like you got chewed up and spit out by the devil himself. What happened?
I just got back from a long vice vacation.

by dubnympho March 8, 2011

vacation amnesia

When you come back to school or work from your vacation and you can't remember what you did before your vacation.

Andy suffered from a bad case of vacation amnesia when he went back to school and couldn't remember what he had been learning before.

by RocketPower10 January 3, 2010

vacation dick

Penis of such large size, one can only take it as much as vacations.

I met a guy last night with the perfect vacation dick. But i cant take it again for a while.

by Daveguys June 16, 2016

charisma vacuum

Someone who sucks all the lively-hood and fun out of the room. Generally, a boring or stale person.

Man, Moose is a charisma vacuum. Just so boring. Can't even cut a promo while being somewhat interested in what he is saying. Puts me to sleep.

by doomsday519 June 27, 2014

Post-Vacation Syndrome

Post-Vacation Syndrome (PVS) appears in victims after returning to school/work after a vacation of a week or more. PVS is most common after summer, winter, and spring breaks in grade school and college students. There is no cure for PVS. The victim simply has to wait for it to clear on its own.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.

Ex. 1 :
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."

Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."

by xXThat_GirlXx January 4, 2010