V.A.P.E

V: Vamp
A: Association
P: Participation
E: Encouragement

1:Are u vamp?
2: Yeah
1:Are u in the V.A.P.E Club?
2:No
1:So u are not Vamp
2: No I am
1:Cleary not
2: YES I AM
1:So u are just a Poser?
2:No
1YES
2:U ARE THE POSER
1: NO I AM IN THE V.A.P.E CLUB
(Starts fighting to see who is the poser)
V.A.P.E Club Leader: ONE WINS ○( ＾皿＾)っ Hehehe… ONE LOSES
1:(HITS 2 AND SCREAMS) POSER ITS TO LATE FOR U NOW!!!!
2:(ON the ground crying) Stop I'm sorry for posing
1:(Helps 2 up and invites him to join the V.A.P.E Club) Join and u wont be a POSER
2:I will
(now they are friends)

by xXx_PUNK_xXx November 6, 2025

B.I.V.A.

acronym:

Buyer Initiated Value Adjustment

verb:

An act of surreptitious procurement designed to neutralize an unreasonable or opportunistic delta between a retailer's price for a good or service and the actual value or experience of such good or service to the consumer.

An act of commercial disobedience.

I dunno why gasoline is so expensive, but if I gotta pay more than $60 a tank I'm gonna B.I.V.A. a jug o' washer fluid or a quart of 5w30 on my way out...

by subtastic January 13, 2011

S.I.V.A.C.

Self-inflicted Victim Addiction Complex: A form of psychosis. Someone who is addicted to getting attention and pity by always being a victim, thus manifesting their inflictions by self-induction i.e. creating problems that only exist through suspicion, paranoia, and hypochondria, These problems are usually brought about when such a person has created a problem or infliction on another person in order to distract attention from their wrong-doings.

I really felt sorry for Keith until I saw what he had done to all of his ex's. Then I realized he suffers from an extreme case of S.I.V.A.C..

by Cyberobotic May 13, 2008

notorious V.A.G.

Female Genitalia, Vagina, Pussy.

I cant fuck Kelly, she has a smelly notorious V.A.G.

by MonCor August 28, 2006

N.O.V.A.

A ripoff of Halo for the iPod Touch and iPhone that is surprisingly very good. Has a decent campaign and has fun multi-player. The sequel N.O.V.A. 2 is due to be released sometime in December 2010 in the App Store.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to play some N.O.V.A.?
Guy 2: Naa I keep getting owned in multi-player

by Espio1241 December 6, 2010

I r r e l e v a n t

I r r e l e v a n t

N o t I m p o r t a n t

👆 Bitch that's you

Yall boutta catch these hands cuzz yall think you relevant and act like the shit but fr fr you ainttttt, you trippin on cold ice nibba. You truly are irrelevant son so start acting irrelevant and leave your irrelevant ass back in a chair and watch me glo honey cause mhmmm im important mkay. Btw gotta space it out to show aesthetics, something YOU don't know so byeeee~~~ xoxo stay irrelevant hunty

You: Hey
Me: You i r r e l e v a n t bitch

by Ur Sexc Sharmuta January 18, 2017

C.E.C.V.A.C.

An all-girl Catholic school located in Monterrey Mexico. Girls use slutty skirts and tights, pretend to be really religious, gossip, and have great amounts of money.

boy 1: Hey! nice butt.
girl 1: get lost.
boy 2: don´t worry man, she must be from C.E.C.V.A.C.
boy 1: bitch.

by yollia November 24, 2010