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Recreational Vesseltopia

The Natural and Logical solution to the Ban on "Floatopia"

Attaching red plastic spoons to the sides of a float to make it designed to be propelled by oars A Vessel = New and improved "Vesseltopia"

FROM: City Attorney
SUBJECT: Item 151 for July 26, 2010 City Council Agenda: Corrected Emergency
Ordinance (0-2011-7-a)

(h) Notwithstanding any other provision of section 56.54 and its appendices,
and except as provided in section 56.54(g), it is unlawful for any bather to
consume any alcoholic beverage within one marine league of any beach.

However. subsection (h) shall not be construed to regulate the
consumption of alcoholic beverages on any vessel.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651.1

As used in this chapter, unless the context clearly requiresa different meaning, "bather" or "bathing" means a person floating,swimming, wading, or bodysurfing, with or without the use of aflotation device, including, but not limited to, floating upon orwith the aid of a surfboard, pcupsaddle board, surfmat, innertube, life preserver, or air mattress,

except a flotation device which is designed to be propelled by sail, mechanical means, power, oars, or paddle.

California Harbors and Navigation Code Section 651

(t) "Recreational vessel" means a vessel that is being used only for pleasure.
Dude the Cops look really pissed now that everyone turned their floats into "Recreational Vessels" with the plastic spoons for oars

Hay Now not everyone, Guy over there has an Umbrella for a sail

I feel so much better in a Vessel than I ever did Wading

I hear the city council is trying to come up with a patch for the Vessel Loop-Hole

What did you expect for them to patch the Pot-Holes "LAUGHTER"

Dude hand me another Beer

soon as I finish pissin :-O

RIP Floatopia

You can't Stop Stupid - Long Live "Recreational Vesseltopia" - CHEERS
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Crane Vessels

Crane vessels are a type of ship that takes items from the ocean and removes them. Although originally being founded by the great historian Sir dan IV it was later settled in a court that they were founded by Vessels Qantas herself.
Did you see the crane vessels flowing around in the Patrik sea? Yeah, it was contributing to the finding of the recipe of the great Srdjan Rolls
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Douche Vessel

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag
That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel
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vessel

pot, weed, dank, mota, cannabis sativa, reefer, herb, et cetera
Yo wassa mutha! Ima smoke summa dat vessel up in this hurr joint. Yaya fo'.
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arm vessels

The buldge caused by wearing bra straps. Not quite underarm and not quite tit.
God, this top makes my arm vessels look huge
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Once she blow my whistle, She know it's dismissal. Spread the news: I'm official. Now hop out my foreign vessel.
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vessel

1.) Is a (personal) water craft that can endure waves handedly so.

2.) Those arteries mapped throughout your body being internally caked with gunk from the chemistry experiments you intake and regard as food; or possibly by aid of exercise are building and networking around defects thereby increasing circulation to that shell encased 'nut' of yours used for thinking.
1.) The captain of that vessel must be deaf in one ear because he can't navigate into the harbor in this pea soup fog.

2.) I bet his forearm has more vessel exposed than your fat ass.
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