urine creep

the spot on the restroom floor in front of the toilet or urinal that grows from urine dribble and keeps getting bigger as a result of nobody wanting to stand on the urine and getting farther and farther away from the toilet, thus making the urine creep outward from the initial dribble

clay- did you find the restroom?
kent- yeah, but the urine creep was so bad i had to piss from the doorway!

by dark korner December 25, 2009

urine winged hymenoptera

This is simply a nicer way of saying, "piddle wingless hymenoptera" ("piss ant").

Josh from Seattle is such a urine winged hymenoptera; I really hope he

has a Efilnikufesin (nice fuckin life)!!!

by Telephony July 19, 2014

The Urine Agi

Refers to when someone (especially a wrestler) urinates in their pants. It is a pun based on the Judo move called the Uranage, which WWE wrestlers Bray Wyatt and Samoa Joe are known for using - though some insist that those two wrestlers are, in fact, pissing themselves.

Don't scare me like that! I almost did the Urine Agi!

by Sir Veisaid December 26, 2019

Alpha Urinal

A urinal that either one person or a collection of males tend to frequently use in opposition to the other urinals in the washroom.

The same terminology can be applied to stalls. I.E. Alpha stall.

I went to the bathroom, but somebody was using the alpha urinal, so I left.

by DashBlaster April 8, 2009

One Urinal Rule

Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.

Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.

There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.

Not necessary for toilet stalls.

This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.

James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.

by Dahlriku August 5, 2008

urinal anxiety

An affliction of males characterized by unusual behaviours in the men's room. Urinal anxiety is manifest in the actions of a man who walks into the men's room and heads directly toward the urinals, but -upon seeing another man already standing at a nearby urinal- immediately changes course for the stalls. Urinal anxiety afflicts a substantial number of males who have a phobia about pissing in a location where another male might notice their schlong (as if other males would have an interest in someone else's schlong...). The most extreme form of urinal anxiety is usually seen in locations using the old "trough" urinals often placed in ball park restrooms. The afflicted male approaches the other happy, piss-spattering companions, pulls his dick out, and... and... and... (after a long delay) zips his dick back up, unable to urinate, and shame-facedly departs the restroom unsatisfied.

Damn, Frank never uses the urinals. The other day he went into the women's room at the ball park to avoid the trough. I think he's gripped by urinal anxiety.

by Frank Klaune February 20, 2005

unreleased urine flow

the excess pee that remains in the bladder after urinating at a urinal. For men, a possible solution to unreleased urine flow, which can cause a variety of health problems (including cancer), is to stand with pants dropped at or below the knees, or to pee sitting down. This can be problematic in public restrooms, for obvious reasons, but the long term consequences can be devastating.

The consequences of unreleased urine flow can range from a few drops of piss dribbling down the leg to full-blown bladder cancer.

by D.S. Credito March 27, 2015