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paternal urinalphobia

n. (pa-tur-nal ur-E-nal fo-be-a) Fear of urinating next to your father at a public urinal.
Timmy, who suffered from paternal urinalphobia, found the task of tinkling next to his dad at the urinal too terrifying, so instead he sought the privacy of a stall.
by Shy Son November 25, 2011
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Urinal Deuce

When a person Drops a steamy loaf in the urinal and an unsuspecting patron walks up unzips and is startled by the brown banana starring back at him
"Whats wrong"
"Someone left a fudge monkey in the urinal"

"That was fast"
"Someone #2ed in the #1"

"Why the H did someone drop a urinal deuce"
by MaGuFaLo March 20, 2009
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Urbing

The act of going on urban dictionary and looking up the words

Going on Urban Dictionary every morning to look up the word of the day
Adeola: Yo, Ben did you go Urbing?
Ben: Nah, I got an F in French
Adeola: Sucks.

Ben: Yo, I got a F in French, so I was urbing all night to heal my pain

Eddie: Yo, Im gonna go home and give Urbing a thumbs down.

Bashir: Adeola, you go urbing every morning at school. I wish I was you.
by The Zesty Eddies April 14, 2009
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Alpha Urinal

A urinal that either one person or a collection of males tend to frequently use in opposition to the other urinals in the washroom.

The same terminology can be applied to stalls. I.E. Alpha stall.
I went to the bathroom, but somebody was using the alpha urinal, so I left.
by DashBlaster April 8, 2009
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One Urinal Rule

Particularly for men, the One Urinal Rule is the act of placing your self in a public restroom where there is at least one urinal between you and the nearest other person in the room. If there are not enough urinals to do so, take an empty toilet stall.

Not necessary if there are large enough walls between the urinals.

There will be times where this rule may not be able to be applied, such as a busy restroom.

Not necessary for toilet stalls.

This helps prevent awkward restroom conversations.
James walks into the mens room only to see two urinals and one man at them,he then recalls the One Urinal Rule, James then decides to walk into a stall instead of standing next to the other man.
by Dahlriku August 5, 2008
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Post-Masturbatorial Urination

The piss most men take directly after masturbating (and orgasming) that hardly ever gets in the bowl, no matter how hard you try. It may splash against the walls, get on your clothing, all over the floor around the toilet, and the toilet seat, but rarely the actual toilet bowl.
Guy1: Dude, I just masturbated
Guy2: Did you take your post-masturbatorial urination yet?
Guy1: Yeah, it was horrible, my boxers are soaked and I spent 5 minutes wiping piss off my wall with toilet paper.
by Anusfist69 December 9, 2008
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