Thomas Upton

A male specimen who thinks he is straight but is very incorrect. He has a high ego and is self obsessed. WANKA

Guy1:yo who is that guy who keeps saying Thomas Thomas Thomas

Guy2: he must be Thomas Upton

by Lilbbycheesus April 22, 2020

Kate Upton

An instant boner.

Derived from supermodel Kate Upton.

I saw Julia from 108 and got an instant Kate Upton.

by Bmoretiger June 12, 2011

upton court grammar

posh shits that go to a posh shit school. the boys (specifically daniel dubovoi) are smelly, hormonal, acne prone losers. the girls r chavvy skets who juul in the toilets. scum. go to challoners instead.

oi did you hear about upton court grammar?
yeah they’re lil shits

by fitty amelia September 6, 2019

Upton

Pulling out and shooting a massive load at a high velocity on a girls back. Distance must be from ass up to the shoulders. Must be done on a girl with a massive rack, which is a total waste of a massive rack.

Announcer 1: "Wow, Verlander really went Upton there. Her whole back is covered"
Announcer 2: "Yeah, that's a real waste of her massive rack Bob."
Announcer 1: "I think the catcher is going to walk out to the mound and have a little talk with Justin to settle him down"

by Dick Walski September 4, 2014

Upstander

When you stand up for someone

I am a upstander

by Pgplayz May 9, 2021

Unstoner

The word 'Unstoner' is mainly used for the group of people that live in Unstone, in the quiet village in Derbyshire. 90% of Unstone is populated with people that have sexual relationships with their family members, or 'Inbreds'

You can tell he's an Unstoner he has 6 fingers

by howmuchclapcanaclapclapclap November 26, 2017

Upstand

It is the opposite of understand.

« I don’t like Harry Potter » « I upstand you«

by Wav3y September 17, 2020