upperdecker 007

The act of taking a shit on wax paper, wrapping it up and putting it in the freezer until solid frozen. Then using the frozen turd as a time delay shit bomb, drop it in the upper tank of a toilette. The Shit Agent will have time to escape and the results won’t happen until hours after he is long gone. Once the shit thaws and someone flushes the toilette, it will fill the bowl with brown water and mission is complete.

I was over Jill’s house and she had a couple people over . I wanted to upperdecker her toilette but didn’t want to get caught. Since I have mad spy skills I used some frozen shit I stashed in her deep freezer and upperdecker 007’d her toilette , giving me plenty of time between the time I left and when Allyson went in and flushed it.

by Stephen Roche October 23, 2017

upsert

To insert or update. If the item does not exist, add or insert it; if the item already exists, then update it with new information.

I upserted the word "upsert" into Urban Dictionary.

by J. Lin April 2, 2008

Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Discord user day

December 11th is discord user day. Where all members are allowed to harass mods and admins for 24 hours

It’s discord user day. The rapture has begun

by Averageredditor64757 December 10, 2020

Upper Deck Deluxe

Where you do a standard Upper Decker (take a dump into the Upper toilet tank), BUT you have disconnected the chain beforehand so that some poor sap has to reach into your poop soup to even flush it.

That bitch pissed me off so bad, I got her back with a full upper decker deluxe so she'd have full shit hands after fixing it.

by Ed Bodine September 11, 2005

upper hand

to have the higher or better position in the situation.

to be in the lead or winning.

ex. Dave has the upper hand in the card game because he is winning.

by mr.desperado March 31, 2015

Twitter user

A white kid born to a well off family who hates capitalism and the police because it's hip and in.

Guy 1: Did you see Emily over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, she looks like such a Twitter user.

by outofthepool February 27, 2021