n. Someone who due to finacial or physical disability is less fortunate that yourself. A cripple or hobo for example.
Pity the unfortunates.
by Bagpuss August 15, 2003
Get the unfortunate mug.The time period between the arrival of Columbus and the establishment of land reservations for the original inhabitants of what is now currently called the United States.
see Fucked Over
see Fucked Over
European Settler: "Here's a blanket covered with disease, thanks for the corn!"
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."
Native: "SHOOP DA WHOOP!"
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Teacher: "And that children, began a series of unfortunate events."
by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009
Get the A Series of Unfortunate Events mug.a unfortunate occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance
Also known as an Epic Fail.
Also known as an Epic Fail.
When a person tries inform someone of the definition of the word "Toodle pip" using Urban Dictionary and doesn't realize that there are two definitions. One being to say goodbye and the other to tell someone they have a cute baby. This is only an Unfortunite Coincidence because both parties just found out she was pregnant and has no plans to keep the baby. "Hmm....what an uncomfortably ironic unfortunate coincidence"
by TeemSmart August 8, 2009
Get the Unfortunate Coincidence mug.My 4 year old daughter loves "A Series of Unfortunate Events"! Her favorite part is when that lady got eaten alive by pirahnas!
by JON_PERSON April 24, 2017
Get the A Series Of Unfortunate Events mug.the act of being sad and pathetic in the eyes of others. Ridiculous attention whore with poor appearance and an upsetting lifestyle. This adjective often describes someone who is not contributing positively to society.
Her appearance is rather "unfortunate."
by Sophia Bussssssshhhhhh June 20, 2011
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When something so unfortunate and drastic happens that you'd think it would've been on television.
Cross between unfortunate and telly.
When something so unfortunate and drastic happens that you'd think it would've been on television.
Ethan: I unfortunatelly thought the emergency escape door on the plane was the restroom and got sent flying out into the ocean.
Joey: I'll be damned. Sounds like a movie.
Ethan: Thats what I said! Unfortunatelly!
Joey: I'll be damned. Sounds like a movie.
Ethan: Thats what I said! Unfortunatelly!
by Bambit February 27, 2020
Get the Unfortunatelly mug.1. When a woman's period begins at an inopportune time.
2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.
3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
2. When a woman's period blood comes out all clotted and chunky, and a man observes it.
3. When a woman's vagina bleeds, and somehow the blood gets on your mother.
1. I was going down on that bitch when suddenly instead of pussy juices, blood started gushing all over my face giving me a clown moustache. That's some unfortunate menses.
2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.
3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
2. That meatball stew was some unfortunate menses.
3. My mother hates unfortunate menses, but your mom loves it.
by scorpionmintred December 28, 2003
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