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underseat treasure

uhn-der-seet trezh-er
noun

Loose change and other items often found under or between furniture cushions (especially couches), automobile seats, and other such places where stuff falls out of your pockets and you usually can't find it without crawling on your hands and knees.

Origin: This is a common enough phenomenon that I decided there needed to be a term for it. It is a play on words from the phrase "undersea treasure".
College dude 1: “Man, I need a Mountain Dew for tonight’s cram session, but I spent my last quarters on the laundry machines…”

College dude 2: “Look around the dorm lounge, dude. There’s bound to be at least 50 cents in underseat treasure there…”

College dude 1: “Thanks, bro; I never thought of that!”

College dude 2: “That’s ‘cause you’re a pothead. Anyway, try to steer clear of the used condoms.”
by Vonthako November 2, 2009
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underchips

The undesirable, topping-less chips at the bottom of a plate of nachos.
I asked the waiter for the check when the underchips were all that remained of my Nachos Grande.
by Lakshmi Parekh October 17, 2008
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undersharing

The state when one feels less involved in posting stuff on social media than one desires to, frequency-wise or volume-wise, usually in order to overly express one's self or to fulfill a business need, thus experienced by extroverts and business people.
OMG I'm undersharing. I forgot to mention what I ate on Twitter.
by Nikos Bilalis March 24, 2010
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understatement of the century

something said that states the obvious, often falling short of the truth.
guy 1: Bush was a sucky president.
guy 2: That's the understatement of the century.
by yellowcurvedhead March 27, 2010
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Jesse underhill

He is so perfect he has an amazing smile when you see him he just melts your heart right away he is tiktok famous his full name is jesse isaiah Hernandez underhill and when you hear his name you will just melt get you a Jesse Underhill and he will take your breath away
Is that Jesse Underhill.cuz he looked so perfect
by Daddyjesse January 14, 2019
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Undershaft

1.)n. The trap door or pit in a theatrical space. Typically used to house the orchestra.

2.)n. The fold of skin connecting the balls and the shaft of the penis.
My underdshaft has some floral smegma around it.

Sometimes it's fun to get a hummer in the undershaft of a theatre. Most people find it fun to get a hummer anywhere. I like the undershaft.
by Major Barbara February 15, 2010
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undershirt

1. what manuel neuer never fails to wear on pitch.

2. it is the teasingly thin cotton shirt usually seen worn by usually hot-the-ones-you-fancy footballers underneath their jerseys.

3. it is the very thing that most fans(girls) hate to see once the footballers pull off the shirts after the match.

4. it can be used as a test to see if a girl is straight or not. nuff said!
...after a germany game...

fangirl 1: hey look manu is pulling off his shirt! urgghh what's that thing he's wearing?

fangirl 2: why it's the undershirt!

fangirl 1: but he usually wears long-sleeved. i don't get why is it even necessary...

fangirl 2: yeah manu is mean. he needs to start attending the fanservice lesson.

fangirl 1: he so does. undershirt must be banned!

...both fangirl 1 and fangirl 2 started to appreciate schweini...
by inlovewithneuer September 2, 2010
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