unbreakable friendship

The best bond a couple of guys can have without being gay.

Brad is the best friend a guy could ever ask for and we definatly have an unbreakable friendship.

by Ricardo Mendes November 3, 2007

uncrustable

Uncrustables are SUPPOSED to be this instant sandwich things that taste great. But they don't. The are nasty and gooey on the inside and the bread looks like congealed tofu and tastes like sponge.They generally come in two flavours; PB and J (which does not contain real PB or J) and grilled cheese (which features a orange mess which was at one point processed cheese) Second of all the name uncrustable (which i must point out is grammatically incorrect) suggest the thing doesn't have a crust. If you've ever seen them you'd know they do;not a bread crust but a pie crust. Thirdly what is the logic of instant sandwiches? Isn't a sandwich for convienience in the first place? Are people really that lazy? It takes less than 5 minutes to make a PB an J sandwich and cut the crusts off. Oh and after all it's processed nastiness it's not a guilty pleasure like Taco Bell...it doesn't even taste good. The jelly is goeey and the PB has a really weird texture like chewy melting carpet. Real sandwiches taste a hell of a lot better and one of these days someones gonna tell everyone those things can give you cancer. I don't trust those spongey oddly white bread thingy and the stuff on the inside is NOT real PB or J.

Person: Hey want a grilled cheese uncrustable?
Sane Person Who Is Not Poor Starving College Student: Nah dude I'm not that hungry and I heard those things could give you cancer. I mean it's not even real bread.

by AdorableDork October 28, 2006

Uncrustables

The black crusties that fill up in your gooch and buttcrack if you don't shower for a few days

Dude, I couldn't masterbate yesterday, i couldn't stand the smell of my uncrustables!

by datboiwithfiya July 11, 2009

Unbreakable bond

The bond you and someone have after you have both had sexual intercourse with the same girl at separate times

Felis had sex with Luis's ex-girl friend .

Him and luis now have the Unbreakable bond

by Bonder November 15, 2010

Uncrustable

When you cover your hands in peanut butter and jelly and stick it in her stank tank

I got a little messy while making my sandwhich so I thought "might aswell give her an uncrustable"

by Dirty Dan The Ladies Man November 21, 2016

unclearable

Being a person who cannot be cleared to receive a permanent security clearance to receive classified government information.

Trump's son-in-law is unclearable because he has a billion dollars in debts and has tried to enrich himself by dealing with the Russian oligarchs, including an ambassador.

Trump is unclearable because he likes golden showers from Russian whores.

by euphemismo February 26, 2018

Uncrustable

Some guy who changed his profile pic to a wolf guy in discord and everyone now thinks he’s a furry

“Hey Uncrustable are you a furry?”……… “no”

by Uncrustablewithcrust April 18, 2022