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uncorking a vintage

Masturbation with the utmost attention to one's pleasure and satisfaction.
Sorry I didn't answer the door bro, I was uncorking a vintage.
by headydead September 25, 2013
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uncortable

Nurse, I’m uncortable can you please reposition me.

Elaine thought jun misspelt the word “uncomfortable” but little does she know, uncortable is the shortcut version and means exactly the same thing; only if written on paper in a hospital bathroom door.
by oso_cool April 29, 2019
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Unboredable

The inability to be bored; Always being entertained or having something to do; Having too many things to fit into each day such that you are never bored; Having too many hobbies, errands, goals, tasks, etc.

It seems crazy that there is no word for this, which describes me to a T. I haven't been bored for over 20 years. In fact, I have had to backburner hobbies cuz there is no time to fit everything in. Well now there is a word.

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FACEandLMS is a cringey but """entertaining""" YouTuber who makes videos about male aesthetics, the increasingly difficult dating market for sub7/10 men today and which surgeries and techniques (looksmaxxing) can help to improve men's dating lives
Chad: "Can you rate my face out of 10? I need to know how goodlooking my girlfriend finds me. Do I need jaw-surgery?"

FACEandLMS: "I won't be able to give you a detailed analysis right now. I have too much on my plate. I am so fricking unboredable!"
by chadfaceandlms November 8, 2020
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unbore me

basically- send nudes
girl: 'wya'
boy: 'so bored, unbore me'
girl: 'how could i unbore you'
boy: 'think of something that would bth entertain and unbore me😉'
by jennykelly4765 February 5, 2017
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Uncorking the Red Wine

when someone rips out a girls tampon with his teeth and then eats her out
Kotch got so drunk and horny that he couldn't control himself from Elizabeth knowing it was her time of the month, so he took her in the bathroom and started Uncorking the Red Wine.
by JizzyJake38 December 6, 2010
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Unboredable

The inability to be bored; Always being entertained or having something to do; Having too many things to fit into each day such that you are never bored; Having too many hobbies, errands, goals, tasks, etc.

It seems crazy that there is no word for this, which describes me to a T. I haven't been bored for over 20 years. In fact, I have had to backburner hobbies cuz there is no time to fit everything in. Well now there is a word.

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FACEandLMS is a cringey but """entertaining""" YouTuber who makes videos about male aesthetics, the increasingly difficult dating market for sub7/10 men today and which surgeries and techniques (looksmaxxing) can help to improve men's dating lives
Chad: "Can you rate my face out of 10? I need to know how goodlooking my girlfriend finds me. Do I need jaw-surgery?"

FACEandLMS: "I won't be able to give you a detailed analysis right now. I have too much on my plate. I am so fricking unboredable!"
by chadfaceandlms November 8, 2020
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unoreversepog

Person: Hey man thats unoreversepog

Person 2: Oh sorry didn’t know that.
by Eleveen March 29, 2021
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