Uncle

The name you must call your mums boyfriend when you are little.

Uncle Les is the best uncle I've ever had!

by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005

Uncle

He is the one that is with us on our campaign.

On the road to the campaign tonight
Endless waves of troops following the path of Uncle
Thousands of flowers bloom for your victory
Dedicated to the party with a belief in unity
Victory Banner, Golden Star shining
Guide us along the path
March, we advance to liberate the South
Where our countrymen remain oppressed

by Master Of Nations December 22, 2020

Uncle

One more thing! *smacks you over the head with two fingers*

"Magic must defeat magic!" ~ Uncle

by qwerty August 22, 2004

Uncle

A kid who always acts above his age, such as by using big words to make him seem older and wiser. Doesn't act or behave like a normal kid would because he wants to act "mature".

Timmy: Hey Philbert, you wanna join us on the swings with me and the others?

Philbert: I thank you deeply for the offer, Timmy. But I'd rather consume my time pondering about the economy or other similar matters in our society.

Timmy: You're such an uncle, Philbert.

by Timmy6272 February 18, 2019

Uncle

Your mother or fathers brother

They are always harassing you and constantly putting their dick in yo ass!

What are you doing stepbro!!

Uncle

by Step broooo September 15, 2019

uncle will

When you roast somebody so hard, the people nearby go "oof" and start shaking.

"ouch, you totally Uncle Will'd him".

by Big BBQ Bill February 11, 2018

Uncle

The family member most likely to show up and rape you

Uncle: Come here little Billy I’ve got something to show you, it’s nice and big...

by 1237_ March 5, 2019