The Ukraine

The incorrect and offensive way of referring to Ukraine

Tom: "Man, you're lucky to have lived in The Ukraine. I heard the chicks there are real hot."
Yuri: "It's not The Ukraine, dumbass, just Ukraine"

by SweetLife December 3, 2007

Ukrainicorn

A Ukrainian unicorn.

I just saw a magical Ukrainicorn. She ate all my drugs and potatoes. I'll ride that magical Ukrainicorn one of these days.

by Ukrainicorn April 2, 2017

Ukrainian Waterballoon

When an uncircumcised man squeezes his foreskin over the tip of his penis and starts to urinate causing his closed foreskin to fill up like a water balloon

"Yo i got bored while I was pissing last night so I gave myself a Ukrainian waterballoon"

by Direngreyeduardo June 4, 2017

Ukrainian Rage Machine

The act of engaging in intensive sexual intercourse with a Ukrainian man while he gyrates to techno music as a multi-colored disco ball fires off in the background. Traditionally large amounts of alcohol are considered a prerequisite to the Ukrainian Rage Machine.

I think Ivan headed home with that girl from the bar and is pulling a Ukrainian Rage Machine.

by Hersheykiss February 15, 2013

Ukrainian bitch slap

A melee attack of the native Ukrainian

Have you ever seen a Ukrainian bitch slap? Very few people survive

by conlyn August 31, 2007

Ukraine and Russia

Ukraine and Russia are basically in war. May end in nukes I don't know .

* Ukraine and Russia literally arguing *

Putin: "I want to invade Ukraine"

Ukraine and other places "No"
*Putin does it anyways and starts war*

by OakIsWeird February 24, 2022

Ukraine

The number ONE country for bootleg CDs, DVDs, Computer Software, etc.
Anything that can be copied or pirated can be found in Ukraine for cheap prices, and usually months before official release dates.

- Hey guess what, "ICE AGE 3" is already out in Ukraine.
- WTF? "ICE AGE 2" is still in theaters here...

by VodkanLemons May 24, 2006