UMFB

Abbreviation for; Ugly- Mother Fucking Bitch. Used mostly by people mad at another

This UMFB called my mom fat.

by Urban Dictionary #666 December 31, 2016

Umfufu

A bushwoman with an attitude. Most commonly found in the kitchen, where she is to make sandwiches.

Girl: "I'm so pretty and supercool!"

Boy: "Shut up, Umfufu, and go back into the kitchen"

by and1adtv February 22, 2011

umfress

The eggy, sticky substance that is excreted from the bowels during defecation, as a result of ulcerative colitis.

The physician told the patient that the excess leaking of umfress was a diagnosis of ulcerative colitis.

by Comelle Fletcher December 19, 2019

umflaxs

Girl, chick, woman. Origin word: Umflakalaka which means girl in El Molo tribe of East Africa.

Origin word: Umflakalaka which means girl in El Molo tribe of East Africa.

by ekwamba June 28, 2006

umfundisi

Teacher or learned person. Gives rise to the South African term for an expert "fundi".

At school today, our umfundisi showed us that he is a real fundi on the internet.

by Jon1a November 11, 2006

umfomfort

A wonderful pastry of fruit-filled delight, as invented by the pagans.

"Mmmm... nice batch of umfomforts, pags!"

by james k. polk April 27, 2004

umfah

{pronounced oomfffahh} you motherfucking asshole

U.Mother.Fucking.Ass.Hole

Joe: umfah!
Jon: I kill you. Let's go to Rutt's Hut.

by Ahh. October 17, 2006