Machine Gun Typing

Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:

tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
and so on...

Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".

Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."

Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."

Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."

I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.

by Toonces the Driving Kat May 16, 2010

Typical City

When Manchester City somehow messes up an easily winnable situation and everyone is disappointed but not surprised

*QPR scores twice making the game 2-1*
Mark: “Well that’s typical City right there”
Robert: “Damn right Mark”

by Pantiesniffa21 May 23, 2018

typical adventuring team

the stereotypes most groups fall into

Consists of a investigator, public relations, negotiator, tech guy, and power house

most everyone knows Shawn runs a typical adventuring team

by Spaz De Kat December 8, 2009

cry-typing

When you're crying so hard, you can't type properly. This is usually exaggerated to make whoever you're talking to feel bad.

Boyfriend: I think we need to take a break.
Girlfriend: wati arey ou brakeing up wwithme righ now?
Boyfriend: Are you really crying or are you just cry-typing?

by Pickle Farmer December 22, 2012

Typicalgamer

Typical gamer is a gamer on YouTube who usaully does live streams and plays games like gta 5 fortnite and ark.

A typicalgamer is a person that is good at every game

by Typicaly urban October 25, 2018

Retarded Typing

A way of typing in which some noobs and dumbasses specialize in. Anyone can type like this. Some do, some don't.

TyPiNG LiKe dIs DOeS NOt MaKE u CoOL iT mAkEs yOu LoOK rEtArDeD!
DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS!
Do Not Capitalize Every Single Word!
D0 n07 u53 57up1d 1337 y0u d4mn n3rd!
Do not u$e $ymbols dumb@$$!
- Retarded Typing

by I<3Sgt.Frog August 9, 2010

several people are typing

What your device says when multiple people are typing at once. This can be due to an argument, a large number of people active at once, or somebody asking a question so stupid that it leads to several people typing.

Me: "Does a straw have one hole or two holes?"

*Several people are typing...*

by Flamevell June 2, 2018