Miami Typewriter

Where you take one of the large lizards common to South Florida, especially Miami, roll it in cocaine, hold it by its neck and the base of its tail, and proceed to do lines off of the lizard, rotating the animal as you go. The result produces an effect like the return carriage of a typewriter...but with cocaine, bad choices, and amazing nights.

Holy crap man, did you see the size of the Miami Typewriter Donny did last night? That man's an animal, and so is his coke habit...literally.

by Just Aristides September 23, 2018

Anal Typewriter

When you line up 4+ people butt up and you preform anal sex, one pump per person and moving left to right and at the final person you slap their butt and yell “Ching” and restart the process.

I had four women in my room last night and I didn’t know what to do with them all so I decided to preform an anal typewriter.

by Roy McHebroid March 25, 2019

Brown typewriter

After getting your friend lying back first on the ground make sure his or her arms are lying on his or her side and start by placing your knees on both arms and then when in that position start shitting in his or her mouth.

Just brown typewritered my friend after the movie.

by Diarrhea palace69 February 19, 2023

Typewritten bitch font

When someone involuntarily comes across as hostile in emails and written communication. The text/email version of "resting bitch face."

Oh, don't mind Ben's email. Hes not angry; he just has typewritten bitch font.

by CodyTheG August 23, 2018

Typewritering

The action, at night, of lifting up your head and sweeping your pillow over, with your arm, to an area of lower temperature, much like a typewriter.

-'I couldn't fall asleep last night.'

-'Why?'

-'My pillow was really warm.'

-'Oh, you should try Typewritering.'

*BING*

by CrossProduct October 1, 2010

𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛

𝙰 𝚏𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚛𝚊 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚢𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍. 𝙽𝚘𝚠𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚂 𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐.

I switched to 𝚃𝚢𝚙𝚎𝚠𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚛 and 𝚒𝚝 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚐𝚘𝚘𝚍.

by TroubleMachine May 22, 2020

Kenosha Typewriter

The technique of drawing letters with your tongue while giving a girl head. The ABCs are commonly used for this technique, however, one may get creative and use words or song lyrics.

She sounded like she was getting bored, then I started up the Kenosha Typewriter on her. She was cumming before I got to F.

by CaseJackal October 25, 2011