Tyler Joseph

a coward who doesn't care about our birthdays

unless you were born on December 1st, his birthday.

Us: It's our/my birthday!
Tyler Joseph: I don't care

Tyler Joseph: dump your oldselfies cowards
Us: okay coward

by tyler_is_a_coward February 24, 2019

toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.

{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014

Tyler Hoechlin

~it's pronounced Heck-lin~
An insanly underrated, nice, funny and talented man. Everyones dream is to have someone like him in their lives (even though no one could out-do this sex god of a man *cough* *cough*)

"i just met this absolute perfect guy!"

"that's tyler hoechlin!"

by iamjustarandomperson December 29, 2018

Tyler Durden

The god of all gods. If you watch Fight Club then you will know what I'm saying. There is nothing this person can't do. Guys want to be him, girls want to fuck him.

In Tyler Durden, We trust.

The first rule of fight club is:

You don't talk about fight club

The second fule of fight club is:

You don't talk about fight club

by Tyler Durden 3 May 6, 2006

disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.

{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.

by Telephony June 13, 2013

Tyler Joseph

A very tiny dude who has a great voice and who plays ukulele scremo with his lover Joshua dun.

Tyler Joseph is the worlds best bean.

by @withahintofcocoa September 11, 2016