Twumping

Taking a dump while updating your Twitter status. Does not necessarily mean you are updating your status about taking a dump.

Roger was twumping today while in the bathroom.

by alfadur August 3, 2009

Trumpkin

Similar to a blumpkin, it is when someone in the Oval Office gives Donald Trump a blowjob while he is taking a shit on his diamond studded golden toilet.

Sean Hannity could barely talk tonight after giving an hour long Trumpkin earlier in the day.

by StevieGSpot69 October 17, 2019

Trumpkin

Someone who defends every action or word from President Trump, regardless of the good or bad it is.

Bob: Trump said he would get Mexico to pay for the wall and he will!
Joe: Bob, you're such a Trumpkin. We can pay for it ourselves. Mexico can't even pay for their own shit.

by Always honest always right January 16, 2019

rusty trumpkin

A sexual act where you lick a Trump supporters ass while simultaneously giving them a reach around at a rally to make the supporters seem more enthusiastic about cheering for a losing candidate. This is a modification on the rusty trombone.

My tongue is sore after giving rusty trumpkins all across the country.

by Contributor_Random November 16, 2016

Thumpkin

The act of masturbating while taking a shit.

While sitting on the toilet, waiting for the turd to drop, I took advantage of my alone time and gave myself a thumpkin.

by Davidtavis April 2, 2017

trumpkin

when you give an orange man head while hes peeing on your mom and his last name is trump

im gave dad trumpkin last night

by brokkenmatter March 21, 2021

trumpkin

Fanatic follower of Donald Trump in his quest for the presidency.

Donald Trump attended a rally surrounded by thousands of Trumpkins.

by rmorrow149 December 17, 2015