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twiddledick

a male who plays and fidgets with his penis a lot. Perhaps unaware and out of habit.
My uncle is such a twiddledick...he keeps playing with his thang even though we are at Grandma's house!
by Nikki6 March 15, 2009
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The Twiddler

When you stick two fingers up a girls ass and move them around like you're digging for buried treasure.
"I gave her the twiddler and got poop on my fingers!"
by Big Giant Clams October 18, 2008
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munge twaddler

Someone who performs the re-writing of some coding routine.

Also, general derogatory term for anyone, for any reason.
"I just spacked a whole bunch of data just then"
"Ooh, you're such a munge twaddler!"

Or

"Why me? WHY ME?"
"That's 'cos you're a munge twaddler"
by rymix June 25, 2004
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twiddle

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky
I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same
by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003
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Twiddle

An insult that carries no specific definition.

The word is a near combination of the words,

Douche,

Twat,

Diddle,

Ninny, and

Lusre.

A few of these words dont even share similar structure as twiddle, though they share similar meaning.
Of course urban dictionary will not show accurate depictions of these words, so assume most of them are similar to just being a little bitch.

Common traits consist of, stupidity, pacifism, apathy, lameness, boring, pessimism, and pansyness.

Use twiddle at your own likely leisure and be assured its a pointless insult thats useful in a way that it's new and not yet institutionalized.
Julien: Hey dude.. that girl I boned last night was super loose! you should have seen it..

Ralph: Well, I just read in girl cosmo that woman's vaginas only expand from birth... So, you have a small penis.

Julien: Are you joking? you know how I know your a gay twiddle? You read girl cosmo...
by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 29, 2009
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twiddler

One who smokes marijuana. Also know as a "pot head".
I just bough an ounce of purple kush last week and already smoked it all.

Damn man, you are turning into a huge twiddler.
by Twiddler7 February 22, 2011
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Patrick “tuddle” Fowler

Patrick “tuddle” Fowler is a member of the on air talent on the Bubba the Love Sponge radio show based in Tampa Bay, Florida. He is a self described alcoholic with depression and ADD. He has quit and/or been fired from the show at least 5 times in the past decade, only to be rehired each time. He is known for his gross out stunts, self deprecating humor, impeccable comedic timing, assinine interviews, his yellow teeth (mustardmouth), and his ability to have a complete nervous breakdown on any given show.
Patrick “tuddle” Fowler is also known as P. Fowler the pussy prowler.

Tuddle put your head in the Fartbucket, Trace has a fart on deck.
by Dean Gallberry March 14, 2019
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