when someone is not worth a wank
by roberto February 16, 2004
Get the two bob mug.Two Bob Turnip is a name used to describe a specific Family of woolybacks that reside in The Suburban Semi Rural farming village of Purbrook. The Barron’s, or Two Bob Turnip’s are a Lower Middle Class Yuppie family that usually have ginger hair, Webbed Feet and Dogs with 3 legs, These Harmless Ginger Farmers spend their time smoking menthol, Watching Havant FC and getting rejected by average looking women, most of Us in Ptown Feel Sorry for them & see them as soulless ginger farmers
Who are those Ginger Lads on On The Bikes? Oh that’s The Barron Family, Ben & James always ride their bikes while doing the PaperRound, They are right Two Bob Turnips
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Get the The Twobbler mug.A stupid and incompetent person. Used when one wants to call someone a twat but is scared of offending them, so they mince their words and use this mild, but rather stupid, bit of slang. Occasionally used in Northern England, particularly Yorkshire and Lancashire.
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Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"
related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.
Two bob was once known as two cents in currency, and a watch is an instrument to measure time .
In todays terms ,together they form " a 2 cent watch" .
Would you buy a watch for 2 cents ? and how good would you expect it to perform?. probably very erratically.
Hence the ocker term "as mad as a two bob watch"
related - also see Shithouse Rat and cut snake.
Laurie says " keep an eye on Wade "
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!
scott inquired " why"?
dan says " he's as mad as a two bob watch" !!
by wackyv8 June 17, 2008
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