two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std
Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
by country bear July 16, 2018
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The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!
Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.
by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021
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