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Twitter ITK

An football transfer news account on Twitter that pretends that they have insiders at a football club and usually tweet bullshit that their gullible followers will believe. They base their tweets from what other reports are saying and copy and paste it, or they make guesses and once every blue moon they get a deal right which somehow lures in followers.
Football mole (Twitter ITK ACCOUNT) : "Arsenal will sign Mahrez for 35m welcome to Arsenal!"

Actual reliable reports: Leicester want 50m for Mahrez, Arsenal reluctant to pay

*Ends up not happening*

Mole: Oh well the deal broke down I still have insiders and definitely not a bullshitter
by sploogenut July 10, 2017
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twitter feminist

A want-to-be feminist who just sits on her phone/computer all day and proclaims she's a feminist but never actually does anything in real life to change anything
Callie always complains, tweets and blogs about how women deserve equal rights, and how someone should change things, but she never does anything herself to help the cause because she's too lazy. Callie is a Twitter feminist.
by Nola37 February 1, 2015
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Twitter commie

Edgy teens that say, we should live in a communist democracy

Usually when they have A weak understanding about the subject.
Yeah, I was checking my social media, and I kept seeing this one Twitter commie in my feed
by Boi boi mega edge! July 8, 2017
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Twitterfag

A person who constantly posts on twitter about things that no one else cares about or things that are irrelevant.
Over the past 5 minutes you have had 3 posts about your dog, 2 about your best friend, and 1 about your grades, your're such a Twitterfag.
by dj4800 December 18, 2011
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Cherry Emoji Twitter

that group of pretty girls online that are obsessed with megan fox, listen to lana del rey, repost videos of 90s supermodels, adore red lipstick, and they love to glamorise daddy issues and smoking. Their favourite films include; fight club, pulp fiction, lolita and jennifer's body.
whats the name of the aesthetic all the ig thots are posting about?

"cherry emoji twitter"
by lanaisgod March 22, 2019
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Twitter suicide poll

On Twitter, a suicide poll is that someone makes a poll with no context, which means that they are going to try to commit suicide or hurt themselves. The caption starts off with a single period: "."

Then there's the poll. One choice means suicide while the other choice means self-harm.

If you see a suicide poll on Twitter (or either Instagram), do NOT vote and do NOT quote retweet on it. CONTACT the person. If you quote retweet it, some people will see it and will either vote or not vote on it.

So be careful.
If you or a friend sees a post with a Twitter suicide poll, contact your friend to see if they are okay. You can also talk to a parent or a loved one about your problems.

If you or a friend are on the verge of committing suicide, you can call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. It's 1-800-273-8255.

That's 1-800-273-8255.

So, please just remember that. And please do not commit suicide, guys.

Just don't.
by taynimated March 13, 2021
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twitter, do your thing

A phrase typically used by members of cancel culture, radical leftists, and terminally online Twitter users as a call-to-action to find an individual's personal information and release it to the public (also known as doxxing). Typically used against perceived racists, homo/transphobes, misogynists, etc.
OMG this guy was caught being misogynistic towards me and my friends!! twitter, do your thing!!
by joeldba June 17, 2021
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