Toilet Brother 

a person licks the water in toilets

Brandon became a toilet brother after he was in a bathroom stall and started licking the water in the toilet.

Toilet Brother by ProudestWeebEver December 3, 2016

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet 

wasn't me

well it was foocking one of yaz
DISGUSTANG
why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet- youtube

why doesn't somebody not know how to flush a toilet after they've had a shet by im in school right now no joke May 9, 2019

poopoo peepee butt fart toilet man 

he was a democrat

dumbass: you know who else was a democrat? hitler.

the epitome of education: you know who else was a democrat? poopoo peepee butt fart toilet man. google it.

poopoo peepee butt fart toilet man by linkisaway on tik tok 🤨 January 7, 2021

The Toilet Store

The place where Mantooth and his newsteam shop for clothes, according to "the guy who can't think", Brick Tamland.

Brick: Where'd you get those clothes, at The Toilet Store?

The Toilet Store by Milkwasabadchoice August 17, 2006

Toilet Musing 

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

Toilet Musing by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

toilet prepper 

The first person on the toilet who gets the seat warm for those who follow

The old man kept the old woman around because her big ass made her the perfect toilet prepper

toilet prepper by Ma and Pa November 8, 2012

Toilet cobra

A shit so large and long it coils in the toilet bowl like a cobra.

Jesus Dave left the biggest toilet cobra I have ever seen. Next time flush it!

Toilet cobra by Cubby460 May 24, 2013