tweezer squeezer

A small penis, Suggesting its small enough that the unlucky person to own it requires tweezers to masturbate.

Origin: Mid-NY

Chick:WTF! Why didn't you tell me you had a tweezer squeezer?!
Unlucky Guy:I thought it wouldn't matter! *panics*

"yo you see that lone guy over there?"
"yah"
"His chick denied him of sex as soon as she found out he had a tweezer squeezer"

by CJ "the creator" January 14, 2008

Peter Tweeter

A person, usually a man, who sends images of his private parts to other people by electronic means. SEE Brett Favre, Anthony Weiner.

She just checked her phone and got another picture from that Peter Tweeter!

by conchpiggy707 June 16, 2011

Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

tweeker time

When a tweeker says fifteen minutes but it really ends up being three hours.

Where is that fool at? He's on tweeker time bro, he'll be back at 2 am.

by thesensone June 15, 2011

tweeker

A methamphetamine user. The term was coined for the sleep deprivation crystal meth addicts usually undergo. Some users would stay up for two weeks at a time so came the phrase 'two weekers' which eventually became tweeker.

Its been days since that guys gotten any sleep or had something to eat.. he's gotta be a tweeker.

by jeff! September 3, 2005

tweener

One who doesn't fall in any category of people (cliques).

The tweener walked through the halls helplessly looking for a place to belong.

by BreakDown May 13, 2005

tweeker twins

A gay tweeker couple who exhibit none of the positive homosexual stereotypes and all of the negative tweeker stereotypes. Usually one has tourettes' syndrome or some other bizzare mental disorder that is exacerbated by month long IV, snorted and/or smoked Crystal Methamphetamine and oral Xannex/Klonopin binges.

"Dude my new roomates are tweeker twins and they stay up for weeks at a time listening to Barbra Striesand at all hours!"

by PharmaPharmer December 29, 2004