moon tweeting

The act of being humorous, by blathering incoherent trivial thoughts with a smartphone (specifically Twitter), with the intentions of trying to sound intelligent and insightful. Constant meaningless tweeting with no relevance to anything or anyone.

Wow, he has been moon tweeting all day.

Tweet: "So you weren't kidding about there being a sidewalk in between those houses behind the softball field. #TheMoreYouKnow #Tonyhawk"

Everyone's thought after reading: "What? LOL. Standard MoonTweet."

by MoonPie November 1, 2013

tweeking

To be in paranoia or panic

"Dude, no one is talking about you so stop tweeking."

"Just because you're alone it doesn't mean someone is watching you, so stop tweeking."

by Melisha July 5, 2005

Tweeting off

Similar to jacking off, but with the help of TWITTER.
Can also be used as an insult.

Go tweet off u little twit.
Stop tweeting off so much, you'll go blind.

by srocks March 22, 2009

Tweeting OCD

when tweeting the number of characters must end with a certain number.

Erika: Ugh! My last tweet ended in with a 3!
Jake: So?
Erika: All my tweets must end with the number 5 or 0, or else it's no good.
Jake: You have bad tweeting OCD.

by TNT333 April 26, 2011

Tweening it

To be tweening it one must gave spent over 23 hours on any given game in under two days. This phrase can be used to mock, however it can also be used to describe one's own actions.

Did you hear about Eric? He spends his weekends tweening it.

Or

I just spent my entire holiday tweening it on Borderlands the pre-sequel.

Or

James : You're such a bangout Andrew!

Andrew: Nah, I'm just tweening it.

by Hip Kid May 19, 2015

Tweening it

When one spend more than 23 hours in two days on any one video games.

Chris had just spent the weekend tweening it on borderlands the pre sequel.

by Jimmy Nips May 16, 2015

Tweeting

Writing using a bird's beak

Maui from Moana: "When you write with a bird, it's called tweeting."

by Dapper.Hailstorm July 3, 2017