Tweaker Time

The immense and typically immeasurable time frame needed for the typical tweaker to complete ANY (yes, ANY!) task that they've set about to complete. Recipiants (sometimes referred to as 'victims') of said 'tweaker time' may be routinely subjected to exceptionally difficult positions placed upon them by the 'tweaker'. It is usually wise to push scheduling of important tasks to next week, or the week after, if in the presence of anyone under the influence of 'tweaker time'.

Glen: DUDE! How f*ckin long is that bitch gonna be inside Walmart!? She only had $6 and its been 45 minutes! (I think?) I mean, what is she looking at anyway with her tweaker time ass!?! MUTHER F*CKER!!

Covington: (while dilligently, yet hopelessly trying to pick out a good cd from the case) Huh?

Glen: Wow...

by Have YOU seen my keys? July 28, 2011

tweaker trash

Tweaker Trash: Poor person or groups of people addicted to meth/speed and proud of it.

Now that she hangs out with tweaker trash she is skin and bones.

by mylace June 24, 2005

tweakermobile

An inferior-quality department store bicycle in a state of disrepair, usually has at least one non-functioning brake and a noticeably bent wheel and rusty chain.

Eddie rode his tweakermobile to the methadone clinic.

by Zombie Attack232 December 9, 2010

tweaker's thumb

Forming of a giant blister or callus on your thumb from smoking soooo much meth.

I can tell weather or not anyone has been smoking meth recently by seeing weather or not they've got tweaker's thumb(s).

by Willie Tutu December 23, 2010

tweaker bait

Noun broken household useless items that can be used to distract strung out tweakers stealing your more valuable items.

Honey I'm home I did stop at the goodwill donation station and pic up a new box o tweaker bait

by koolbreeze December 16, 2016

lerping tweaker

Acting sketch as fuck in bushes with binoculars during the day creeping on people or going on tweaker missions.

Scott H. was being a lerping tweaker going through Jens stuff while she was sleeping

by DoubleBubble421 January 7, 2018

secret tweaker pad

1) The name of a song by the infamous So-Cal band, Sublime
2) A pad/house/apartment/dwelling in which methamphetamine is abused for days on end.
3) A pad/house/apartment/dwelling where methamphetamin is manufactured for personal use. The methamphetamine labs sometimes explode because the maker is tweaking so bad on meth while he makes more meth.
4) A secret dwelling where drugs are widley abused and endless partying ensues

1 - STP is my favorite sublime song ever!!!
2 - Hey man, lets go to that secret tweaker pad and get tweaked
3 - Billy doesnt want to come chill with us for the next week or two because hes at his STP... Maybe he'll die soon/
4 - Lets go to that secret tweaker pad and get shitty!

by The REAL Martin October 25, 2005