twattered

To be slandered or attacked via twitter.

The new Supreme Court nominee, had solid credentials but that didn't prevent her from getting twattered by Newt.

by mick e June 5, 2009

Twatterboarded

When a male is performing oral sex on a female,
who is sitting on his face, and she squirts in his
mouth right as he takes a breath causing him to
aspirate on her love juices.

Laurianne was riding my face and Twatterboarded me with no heads up whatsoever.

by bighurtrocks October 20, 2022

Twatter

A person fond of frequently publishing over-indulgent twitterings which saturate their followers' pages to the point where they remove all contact and leap from the nearest fifteenth floor.

Example 1: Mother fucking Teresa will that Stephen Fry ever shut the fuck up the fucking twatter?

Example 2: Have you read that over-indulgent twitter from Sam Crawford? He's obviously a twatter.
The hypocrisy of his status update was evident when he wrote a second example which fruitlessly attempted to define the word Twatter.

by rascal fumed row February 24, 2009

Twitter-twatter

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.

Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.

by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009

hairy twatter

an asian porno that seems to have some sort of plot.

guy1: i was watching hairy twatter.
guy2: good for you... jackass...

by Nickthehick September 10, 2006

mad twatter

A girl who craves to give it up very easily, very often slightly psychotic.

"Did you see Jess in the club the other night with those guys?? She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's a mad twatter."

by Tall Slut May 14, 2006

Twatter

An exceptional amount of girly twitter updates.

Twitter is a social network of simple status updates for you and a close network of friends.

Girls that may over-use and over-update their status with girly ideas and girly agendas will be doing twatter, opposed to the original, twitter.

ie.
funinthesun - goin to the beach w/ the GiRlZ!
2 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - just saw matt, look at that package hehehehe!!./1/11
5 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - my tampon fell out =(
10 minutes ago from mobile

by winecurrency March 27, 2009