The use of self pitying, banal, inane or downright uninteresting status updates via facebook or Twitter, aimed at generating pity or attention in comment form.
Jane is getting ready to go work, or Jane is wondering why everything in her life is going wrong. Both examples of twattering.
by Richard Drebin December 16, 2008

by Twattownusa August 24, 2011

Disambiguation of twat
1.) Slang term in reference to a person being like the female genitalia in the same fashion as vag
2.) A slang term, in jest due to its nature, for a plane used at the United States Air Force Academy. The United States Air Force operates three de Havilland DHC-6 Twin Otters for the United States Air Force Academy's skydiving team. The cadets affectionately call the aircraft the "'Twatter."
1.) Slang term in reference to a person being like the female genitalia in the same fashion as vag
2.) A slang term, in jest due to its nature, for a plane used at the United States Air Force Academy. The United States Air Force operates three de Havilland DHC-6 Twin Otters for the United States Air Force Academy's skydiving team. The cadets affectionately call the aircraft the "'Twatter."
by SirRahh June 26, 2008

I've got to get on Twatter immediately to let the world know that I just scratched my left ass cheek.
by ICSHialeah August 7, 2009

by Dj G-Clef December 21, 2010

Person, normally of the Male persuasion, whose actions, opinions and verbal diahorrea, deserve a slamming by Chrissie Valentine
Mikki was and probably always be a lazy twatter
Mikki thinks he's right about anything and everything. He's not, he's a twatter.
Mikki says he knows what he's talking about, he doesn't, he's a twatter.
Mikki thinks he's right about anything and everything. He's not, he's a twatter.
Mikki says he knows what he's talking about, he doesn't, he's a twatter.
by Chrissie Valentine March 24, 2020

That person is the biggest twatter. They never post anything that is positive or rationale just hate.
by jamfetto March 19, 2010
