Twatism

Logically enough it is something spoken by someone who is a twat, cretin or braindead fuckwit. Typically something uttered by the woke brigade such as "all whites are guilty of unconscious bias!" This is not the sort of drivel that J Saunders Redding intended when he urged people to "Stay Woke."

"All white countries are institutionally racist!"
"What a twatism!"

by AKACroatalin April 18, 2021

twatisaurus

something a chick would call her best friend if she was being annoying or dumb.

Jordan: stfu you twatisaurus!
Mattie: lol!

by JordyNicole January 13, 2011

Twatishde

M. Being a complete and utter idiot

M was being twatishde

by _cxemkio_ February 19, 2022

twitish

1. Something twilight-ish.
2. Twilight + fetish = Twitish :)
3. A feeling where one is overwhelmed with excitement about anything Twilight related

1. OMG. that song is so twitish!
2. I THINK I HAVE A TWITISH! i screamed when i saw the New Moon poster :D

3. New Moon is tomorrow! I'm so twitish now!

by cmyocd November 15, 2009

Twatisfaction

TWATISFACTION: The gentle satisfaction you get when antiphetically opinionated twats fall into your carefully laid logical, spiritual and political traps

Dimlo felt an enormous wave of twatisfaction when the neanderthal double barrelled daily mail reading reactionary Tory boys fell into his political trap.

by Dimlo September 23, 2016

Twatism

Someone who is a twat has twatism

You deffo have twatism

by Mrbakercake June 10, 2018

Tatish

A person that acts like they are smart and a adult but in reality, they are just a 12 year old behind a computer screen.

Also likes to say "Tisk Tisk" Alot.

"That person is very Tatish"

by itsWolfo August 28, 2018