Twatatitus

Elephantitus on a womens twat.

"That chicks twat is so big! I bet she has Twatatitus"

by FwanklinTheHumanDick-tionary November 4, 2009

Twatbaiter

A guy who flirts with a woman but has no intention of having sex with her.

We've been dating for 3 months and he still hasn't put out, what a twatbaiter.

by lolnuts June 23, 2010

Twatbarrier

Someone's inability to get their ticket ready for a ticket barrier, then spending the next minute faffing around trying to find said ticket while blocking the barrier, hence becoming a barrier themselves.

'' Oi mate, next time get your ticket ready, you twatbarrier''

by Wiggybe May 22, 2017

TWATIATOR

The twatiest of twats, the twat you call upon when faced with the toughest twattle (twat-battle) of your life. The one and only, twatiator.

John is a straight-up 100% twatclamp, but have you seen Fionn? He's the ultimate twatiator!

by twatclamp August 13, 2017

twatbot

some piece of electronics that makes your life a misery.

Or if your lucky enough to know a robot who happens to be a twat then this also applies to "it". I got this from TPBs Ricky . cuntdroid also a good one as is any combination of cunt, twat, bot and droid.

As in "that tills a fucking twatbot"

by Maffro January 16, 2008

Twatbadger

A sly untrustworthy person.

I got served by this right twatbadger at the car showroom, I think I might have got fucked over big style.

by Spongmonkey July 23, 2010

Twatatious

The act of being a total Twat.

The Twatatious Cynthia cleared the room with her nasty stentch trench.

by Ass mongrel July 10, 2006