Twaddle

To total your friends car by driving it in to a tree or mail box

last night Jake was driving my car and twaddled it.

by CasaSlice August 25, 2011

Twaddled

To rip someone's rectum during backdoor loving.

That date was brutal. I totally got my butt twaddled.

by numome November 17, 2011

twaddlebug

A lazy worker with a limp who has a droopy face who constantly bitches and shoves head up other people’s asses.

Oh shit here comes that twaddlebug be quiet.

by Badbug18 September 26, 2018

Zach Twaddle

A kid who says lol in every single sentence, and sometimes for no reason.

Owen: "Sup"

Zach Twaddle: "Lol"
Owen: "What you doing?"
Zach: "playin fortnite ol"

by Brendonator June 13, 2018

twaddler

Twat waddler. Obnoxious woman (often fat and otherwise generally disgusting) who appears to have a corn cob shoved up her ass when she walks. She is of little use in general, talks too much, and often has a voice which rapes your ears. It's usually all one can do to avoid the twaddler invoking the natural, undeniable, involuntary physical reflex of a punch to the throat after any conversation over a few seconds in length.

The fat obnoxious twaddler was so busy running off at the mouth as she twaddled down the stairs, that she tripped and fell the rest of the way down, breaking every bone in her disgusting body.

by thejtluv November 15, 2010

Clit twaddler

Someone who plays with clits in excessiveness. A form of cursing used in place of dick sucker.

Shut the fuck up you Clit twaddler!

by Mr. CP September 26, 2006

Twaddle

Verb.

To twirl one's toupee on a fingertip.

Origin: MadLibs + Sugar + Boring class

There is a rumor going around that my neighbor likes to twaddle his toupee.

by Nerd Girl March 18, 2008