turned up

to be overly excited or enthusiastic about something

I'm turned up for the beach this weekend.

I'm always turned up when it comes to my relationship with Christ.

by gagirl93 June 28, 2012

turned on the waterworks

English slang for crocodile tears. Crying on request. This can be turned on and off like a proverbial waterworks (faucet, tap, sprinklers).

This offense is normally committed by chicks. Also seen from football soccer players when they're trying to con a referee.

She turned on the waterworks. Her moms was totally convinced.

Eg:2 After being dumped she turned on the waterworks, she didn't love him, it was the lifestyle that she craved.

Eg:3 Cristiano Ronaldo won a penalty for Real Madrid, as the referee aproached he turned on the waterworks, and immediately writhed in pain, and rolled for 3 spins. Miraculously, when it came to taking the penalty, he was ok.

by fr3kysnail February 24, 2012

Turned My Blue Into Yellow

When someone turns you from a very sad person into a less sad person .

kate : why do you love me ??

john: you turned my blue into yellow

by Abc123babyuandme December 26, 2021

Carpal Turrets

When ones fingers force them to type swear words uncontrollably, typically on internet forums.

They accused me of trolling the forums, I considered it Carpal Turrets.

by Adam12 [FOH] May 5, 2010

sentry turret

1. Robot that shoots bullets at anyone it detects from the Portal franchise.

2. Protects your loved ones during sleep mode.

3. Sings beautiful songs of opera.

"There will be sentry turrets in this test. You remember them, don't you?" -GLaDOS

by TheHalfMex November 26, 2013

cunt turret

When a fat woman has a hanging mound of fat that covers her pubic region in a bulbous type fashion like a gunners turret on an old warplane.

That bitch was so fat I struggled to find her fuckholes behind her cunt turret.

by AngryBandy July 10, 2017

Comments turned off

When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.

Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.

by Trytobe rational June 15, 2021