Turdicken 

The act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.

e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.

Turdicken by Quasiboner December 27, 2014

turducken 

1. A dish comprising a chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

2. To put more meaning into something than can reasonably be expected or intended.

1. "Why have a turkey for Thanksgiving when you can have turducken?"

2. Me1: I hope this isn't the winter of Tovar's discontent
Me2: How would we know?
Me1: You know, anger-flakes falling from the sky, grumble-powder all over the ground, the thermometer frigid with annoyance.
Me2: Words fail me at expressing how awfully you've expanded on that metaphor.
Me1: I know what you mean. I turduckened it.
Me2: You what? Wait, I don't want to know.
Me1: I stretched it unnaturally in order to stuff all sorts of random crap in it.
Me2: Please stop.

turducken by SongMonk October 26, 2006

turkduckenrabpigcowcowhorsishg​amehen

its a turkey stuffed in a duck stuffed in a rabbit stuffed in a pig stuffed in a small cow stuffed in a bigger cow stuffed in a horse stuffed into a cornish game hen...then deep fried!

Jim decided to make a turkduckenrabpigcowcowhorsishg​amehen for thanksgiving dinner but could not figure out how to fit the horse into the cornish game hen...

turkduckenrabpigcowcowhorsishg​amehen by bigmce81 November 2, 2011

Turducken 

sexual relations with three different women, usually of three different races, nationalities and/or hair colors, in the same twenty-four hour period

Steve pulled off a turducken last Saturday in the international dorm.

After yesterday's turducken, I'm pretty worn out.

Turducken by Touch Down May 1, 2014

turduckenham 

turkey stuffed with duck stuffed with chicken stuffed with ham

turduckenham is delicious! DONT DOUBT ME!

turduckenham by sir Khanre April 19, 2007

Brazilian Turducken 

Is a slang term used for a 4some involving 3 men and a women in which her pussy, ass, and mouth are all filled or "stuffed" with the guys dicks.

Can be performed either with the girl riding one dick, while another guy enters her ass from behind, while she's blowing the 3rd guy or can be performed with the girl in a Reverse Cowgirl with one dick in her ass and another in her pussy, while she blows the 3rd guy.

Bro, what a crazy night last night!! Me and my two other boys met this drunk freak at the bar and went back to her place to fed her some Brazilian Turducken!!

Brazilian Turducken by Mr. Brazilian Turducken January 16, 2012

turfucken 

A perverted and rare sex act where a girl reaches in to her vagina while a man already has his penis inserted and gives him a handjob. Similar to the cunt jackula and rarely seen outside of mexican bordellos or with very enthusiastic porn stars. This act requires that the womans vagina be very dilated and her fingernails be cut fairly short.

James knew that Susan was a bit of a whore but he never expected her to try and fist herself while he was fucking her. He was even more surprised when she started to give him a handjob when he was already balls deep. She called it a turfucken and claimed she had invented it. He would later update his facebook letting everyone know how much he enjoyed it, and that he also passed all his finals so could finally graduate. Too bad he now had $80,000 in debt and no job prospects in this economy.

turfucken by Agutuk March 6, 2009