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turdiot

An individual who is both a turd and an idiot. This word is used jokingly to call friends who are being a bit of a turd, but also a bit of an idiot.
Jacob can be such a turdiot sometimes. He needs to understand that he will never be able to beat the likes of Nikki in billiards.
by Napsters October 10, 2019
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Turdite

Dog poop that is old enough to to have gotten hard like a rock. Many rocks end in ite. like Calcite, Pyrite, quartzite.

Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite
I found a nice piece of turdite today.
by worderizer January 5, 2021
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turdtomatoe

A former streamer known for live performances that involved twerking for his audience. Gained a cult following for his quirky energy and unapologetic attitude. Later transitioned to YouTube content creation before passing away from AIDS last year. Despite his controversial reputation, he is remembered for his unique online persona and the entertainment he brought to his niche community.
I watched turdtomatoe twerk yesterday!
by 5d79peter November 13, 2024
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Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.
Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated
by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026
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