TUMOASD

Beautifully written vigilante Tommyinnit AU on Ao3 written by Eneliii. Quite literally the saddest fic I've ever read, go read it of you haven't. Listen to the TWS at the beginning of each chapter

Person 1: Hey have you heard of TUMOASD?

Person 2: *starts sobbing*

by YourFavoriteTrashRat December 11, 2021

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licorice tummy

this condition comes about when a person eats too much licorice on an empty stomach, resulting in an upset stomach, burping, and discomfort.

Hey Andrew, you comin' out tonight?

Nah man, I think I got licorice tummy

by RIP3Pac January 16, 2017

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1. (N) A mythical creature.

2. (N) Demonic Apparition

3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."

They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."

If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.

4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"

5. (N) Missing Link

6. (N) Rapist

See also: "Uncle Tom"

See also: "T.M.A."

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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?

Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?

Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.

Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.

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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.

Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.

by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009

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Tummy Tuesday

The best day of the week. Tummy Tuesday was started by a group of high school seniors as a day to skip school and eat out, but has evolved into much more. Since then, the group has gained sponsors and accepted special guests including their school principal and even the mayor of their town. The tummy Tuesday movement is spreading like wild fire and there seems to be no end in sight for the group. They can be recognized by their light blue shirts and their booming voice of democracy. Light blue runs deep in the members' veins along side with a passionate hate for their arch enemies food friday, who are a bunch of math nerds that think they can compete with the ever growing revolution. The group is getting so well known that there is an independent film maker following them around to capture the meaning of the group; which words cannot explain.

Everyone: I wish I could be in the Tummy Tuesday group :(

by tummytuesday10 August 14, 2012

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