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Tulare County

A county in the southern Central Valley of California. It is known for its agriculture, but it also has the highest percent of population living in poverty in California and one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the state. Less than 1 in 5 high school graduates go to college. Gang violence is common. Is also known as a "black hole" by teenagers due to the high numbers of college graduates that somehow end up back in the hole where they grew up. Finally, its air quality makes Los Angeles look like the center of the EPA.
"I'm from Visalia, in Tulare County."
"Dude, that sucks."
by visaliastudent December 9, 2008
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TULAMF

I will admit: Super 8 made me tulamf
by theryho June 14, 2011
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Tulap

Tulap is a man of cock
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Camp Tulahead

1. A really great place where someone can make friends and have a really good time.
2. A place where you can be yourself and worship God at the same time.
3. The best place to be during the summer.
Jim: Hey, what are you doing this summer?
John: I'm working up at Camp Tulahead.
Jim: Ah man! I'm so jealous. I love that place!
by dooodle May 2, 2009
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Tulanian

A student of Tulane. Can be either really smart or really spoiled and somewhat smart.
I met this Tulanian the other day who kept bragging about his dad's cars. What a jerk.
by Adel7 March 28, 2009
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tulaasi

very smart girl who is loyal and gives good advice. she is always up for a good time and will stand up for a friend or a family member in a heart beat. she's gorgeous but is insecure about her looks. she has a wonderful personality but the most extreme of her craziness are her family members.
omg tulaasi is awesome
by gooaaliiieeeee November 6, 2011
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Tulare

A small town with very little significance in this universe. Filled with illegal immigrants, snobby rich families and their children who believe they are the shit, and approximately 4 decent human beings. Filled to the brim with conservatives who prefer to argue not with logic, but with their "morals" and quotations from Scripture that they do not even understand. Liberals are looked down upon as well as anyone who is not a Protestant or Catholic. (However, it must be noted that those who claim to have a clear set of morals are often the ones being the most immoral in town)

Visiting Tulare is a great idea if:

(1) you need to find mindless conservatives to argue with,

(2) are in desperate need of a dirty whore or a trick

(3) have a desperate urge to go cow tipping

(4) the incredible Tulare Western Marching Band and Colorguard, formerly under the direction of Raymond Ferenci.
I never realized how ignorant these upper-class kids in Tulare were until they tried to debate politics.

She's a trick!

Cows is the dumbest people.

Cool Kid (AKA fucktard): Look at my lifted truck. I'm so cool.
ASB Whore: OMG you're trying to appear like you are more of a man by driving a truck and peeling out of the parking lot every day. Let's fuck.

Spoiled Rich Kids reading this: This is so not true! My daddy is going to sue!
by OMGIAMCOOLNOW December 20, 2008
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