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towlpuss

A towel that smells like really bad pussy, can be used as a sexual innuendo or really just a worn out towel used to dry your pet cat.
Damien: Dude, this towel smells like towlpuss.

Eric: That's because I used it to dry my pet pussy with it.

Damien: Wash the bloody thing dammit.
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cailin towler

cailin towler has saggy patato fanny plus tuna hanging out it
by amy1642 September 19, 2019
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towlhead

The politicaly correct term for a sand nigga.

see carpet pilot.
Baghdad, the city of peace, is occupied by many towlheads.
by Lurido February 1, 2005
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Amy Towler

Amy Towler is a very popular Self Shooter or Camwhore with communities such as 4chan, Reddit, etc. Amy Towler has their own Twitter account where pictures are posted regularly. If you look hard enough, you can find several nude photos of Amy Towler floating around the internet.

It has caused several meme phenomena, including a "One does not simply stop searching for Amy Towler nudes" (using the "One Does Not Simply Walk into Mordor" photo).

When using the phrase "Amy Towler" as a descriptive term, it often refers to someone who is a whore, or someone who is craving massive amounts of attention.
"My best friend has over 100 pics of herself on her phone, what a Amy Towler."

"When Sally and I went to the club last night, she kept dancing in between this really hot guy and myself. She was acting like such an Amy Towler."
by pusiwillow September 12, 2013
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Tun-Ova-Wid-Laugh
This is a Jamaican Dialect term which in Standard English roughly means: Toppling-Over-With-Laughter.

It expresses extreme joy that usually has you "rolling on the floor".
I am so bruk, even mi email account bankrupt - towl.
by Sheby Morray November 22, 2010
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Towl

Pronunciation:
\ˈtau̇l\
Function:
noun
Etymology:
Middle English towaille, from Anglo-French tuaille, of Germanic origin; akin to Old High German dwahila towel; akin to Old High German dwahan to wash
Date:
13th century

: an absorbent reebs or reebs-like material.
Rebecca is such a towl.
by Fuzworth December 21, 2008
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bowel trowler

by Pharoah of the Far Out May 5, 2004
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