topanga

when you are upset or screwed over. another word for jewish.

Rachel: did you buy the tickets lauren?
Lauren: ah topanga!! i forgot!

by lorach December 17, 2008

Dirty Topanga

The act of speaking about the man you love while being butt-fucking your husband, whilst he shakes his head repeatedly.

"I can't believe you told your brother about how you did a Dirty Topanga on me last night!"

by AnAbsoluteGenius44 September 11, 2021

Topanga

To instigate a shitty scheme in which one compromises with someone more than he or she actually wants to, in an attempt to "test" that person's actual devotion to you.

My girlfriend said that I could see other people, but the witch was really Topangaing with me to test my love.

by McGuyver May 13, 2005

Topanga

A girl who's horny all the time. She loves to masturbate and fuck. Her orgasms are great. She also poses for playboy.

I fuck Topanga, with her dripping pussy.

by I just want pussy February 1, 2017

topanga

A city with a mall in the san fernando valley. Not the best mall. It sucks.

Girl 1: Wanna go like to a mall?
Girl 2: Like...what mall?
Girl 1: The Topanga Mall.
Girl 2: O...M...G Are you like serious? No way am I going in their.

by ajshbdh September 13, 2005

Topanga

topanga - Italian dish made with some rap n base

Eliza likes topanga

by Willydick October 28, 2018

Topanga

A place in California for people to go and have some fun.

“Hey baby, can I take you to Topanga?”

by Billy's Best Buddy April 9, 2023