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TS;CR

Acronym for "Too stupid; can't read". When someone spends time and energy writing an epic explanation for something, only to get a response of "TL;DR" (see "TL;DR"), you can fire back with this one.
Tax payer: "... and in conclusion, I restate that it is the utmost importance to have this bill passed through congress. Thank you."
Congress: "TL;DR. We never read these bills."
Tax payer: "...don't you mean 'TS;CR'? I mean, you are a politician after all..."
by Bunglero June 14, 2011
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2. DON'T make definitions that are not sexually-related.

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DON'T: blah is something that many people hate, but some others like.

DO: blah is shit.

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DON'T: blah is a word used in an after sentence, when no one is talking, or when a person has nothing else to say.

DO: blah is the act of ejaculating while fucking one hundred women and eating tacos.
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Urban Dictionary does not support endorsement of racial slurs and bashing of certain groups. You may have opinions, but no flaming.

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Typing Speed (TS)

Typing Speed (TS) is the rating of how fast a Discord moderator can groom a minor.
User 1 : "Hey, did you see that discord moderator? He could type 300 words per minute!"
User 2: "So he had 300 Typing Speed (TS)?"
Discord Moderator : "Did I hear children?"
by Ackackackx3 December 9, 2020
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by TBonz August 19, 2003
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ts;cr

translate to too stupid; can't read

A way to summarize your posts, blogs, etc for people who are too stupid to read or understand it.
tl;dr: This place sucks ass.
ts;cr: Forums ain't for you, buddy.
by Vanthaman June 3, 2010
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TS

An acronym for Twat Spanking.

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.
Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good TS.
by Yeti78 September 3, 2013
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