trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

Trumputation

A "Trumped" up reputation. An exaggerated or embellished reputation.

He's made a trumputation about how great he is with women.

by srcbmd November 13, 2016

trumpeter's lips

When the anal sphincter is puckered and slightly open due to a state of extreme fear, resembling a trumpeter's lips

It was a bleak winter's day on the somme, rifle in hand and with the trumpeter's lips Rupert knew he would be going over the top today and meet his demise on foreign soil

by Loopydave December 1, 2018

trumptease

An act of diverting attention from a burning or embarrassing subject to some other topic, often sensational but also fictional and irrelevant. Can be used as a noun or a verb.

As he found himself suspected of being in cahoots with the Russian leader, the president attempted a trumptease, accusing his predecessor of wiretapping.

The House GOP members tried to trumptease the investigation of the president’s Russian affiliations by insisting on the importance of finding and prosecuting leakers.
The press secretary tried to expand on the president’s trumpteases.

by Wryface March 22, 2017

trumpuppet

Another nickname for the 45th President of the United States since he is merely a mouthpiece for the big money.

Yes, I voted for the trumpuppet and yes, I thought he was for real.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 16, 2018

trumpspeech

Hateful and vile rhetoric that is intended to divide and weaken society and empower the speaker.

I found that at some point during 2018 I was completely unable to listen to any more trumpspeech because it immediately made me want to throw up.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

trumpeter

An individual or organization that pushes the agenda of the idiocracy known as Trump.

What they, the trumpeters are doing is actually discrediting anything the trump team is saying.

by Wired-Nerve December 12, 2016