Trumpsomnia

Trumpsomnia- The inabilty to sleep caused by the growing fear of a Trump administration that would inevitably spell the end of democracy and civil rights as we know them. Side effects may include sending friends of the potential new leader of the free world creeping on his own daughter

My friend Darcie had a bad case of Trumpsomnia last night. She sent me a picture of Trump caressing his daughter while sitting on a gold statue of two parrots doing it at 3 am last night.

by idreamofaverage September 3, 2016

trumpspeak

The bombastic and narcissistic speech where a person praises their success and develops amnesia about any failures. The person challenges anyone who questions what they say. Donald Trump, Trump, Trumper, Trumpet, The Donald, Make America Great Again

I had to sit through 3 hours of this motivational speaker who was all about Trumpspeak. He acted like he was the best thing since sliced bread.

by joecoolthefool April 19, 2016

rusty trumpbone

A rusty trumpbone is a maneuver in the field of government appointments, where a candidate with hopes of high office rabidly licks the arsehole of a person in power while simultaneously and publicly wanking him off, in the hope of being appointed to a lucrative position in the resulting swamp.

Steven Bannon and Rudy Giuliani both give an impressive rusty trumpbone.

by Zamzara November 29, 2016

trumpiocentrism

A belief that everything in the known universe revolves around you, marked by a lack of empathy for others, a primal need to be worshiped, a persecution complex, and burning desire to turn any discussion not involving you back to you, making being a functional representative of other people impossible. It is common for someone in this place to bring up irrelevant, if minor past glories and create an alternate reality as a distraction from the present moment, attacking others as a defense mechanism against the inevitable cognitive dissonance.

The people who voted in 2016 for Donald Trump thought they were electing a successful businessman who was capable of sober, rational thought and out-of-the-box thinking and would be able to fix the problems in Washington. They underestimated the magnitude of his trumpiocentrism and the rest of us are watching in horror as the man falls into madness. We can only hope Mueller completes his investigation and puts an end to this sad chapter in American history before Trump brings the rest of the country and world down with him.

by jdubhub68 January 14, 2018

Trumpspective

The pivotal, divisive point of contention that separates individuals into two distinct categories. One that values economic prowess, nationalism, military superiority and considers our current executive branch management style to be a needed and refreshing, if not entertaining, departure from courteous statesmanship historically common to the office; the other that looks at world leadership as an opportunity to advance meaningful policy, create a sense of national pride and cohesion with every expectation that elected officials should, whenever possible, represent the office with honesty, integrity and respect.

No matter your Trumpspective, it's evident that the ONLY perspective of consequence is HIS. For better or worse, all we can really do is watch the spectacle unfold.

by YAWA May 2, 2020

TrumpBowel

The worst stink on the planet. A combination of dead brain cells, eastern european vaginal juice from catalog wifes, Mike Pence's late night semen injection and the death rot of the once great dream called America.

The rust belt emits a never ending stink of TrumpBowel. Too bad those hicks will get nothing except more war and the delusion that dumb white people are entitled to anything.

by Um Boppa Mow Wow December 5, 2016

Trumpspeak

A series of 2 or more sentences devoid of any real substance or insight, in which all subsequent sentences are just a rephrasing of the first.

When he said, "I am very highly educated. I know words. I have the best words." Is the typical trumpspeak i hear every time he talks.

"I don't hate mexicans. I love mexicans. I employ thousands of mexicans and by the way mexicans love me. They respect me. Everyone loves me."

by Skate_vert28 January 11, 2017