Trumpkin

trumpkin is one who follows President Trump. Republicans, friends, maga, any person who likes

Trumps ideals

She was a trumpkin in the last US election.

by Gypstlea January 24, 2017

Trumpkin

Similar to a blumpkin, it is when someone in the Oval Office gives Donald Trump a blowjob while he is taking a shit on his diamond studded golden toilet.

Sean Hannity could barely talk tonight after giving an hour long Trumpkin earlier in the day.

by StevieGSpot69 October 17, 2019

Trumpkin

Someone who defends every action or word from President Trump, regardless of the good or bad it is.

Bob: Trump said he would get Mexico to pay for the wall and he will!
Joe: Bob, you're such a Trumpkin. We can pay for it ourselves. Mexico can't even pay for their own shit.

by Always honest always right January 16, 2019

Trumpkin

A rural uneducated and unsophisticated Trump supporter from the countryside.

Trumpkin is a portmanteau, Trump+Bumpkin=Trumpkin

Wow look at all the Trumpkins at the rally.

by pablo64 December 7, 2018

Trumpkin

A die-hard Donald Trump supporter that would be willing to give Donald Trump a blumpkin.

Everytime Donald Trump talks about deporting a Mexican I want to give him a blumpkin, I'm such a Trumpkin.

by R.Barkley January 16, 2016

Trumpkin

The act of sexually pleasuring a band member with the bell of ones trumpet.

I gave that kid a trumpkin after we played Stars and Stripes, it was so patriotic.

by miniburbs April 11, 2010

Trumpkin

TRUMP-kin A sexual act in which a person takes a supernaturally huge shit on the entire country while major news networks take turns fellating them.

noun.

The entire 2016 presidential campaign season has been a massive trumpkin.
I'm left with the hot musky umami of trumpkin every time I accidentally watch the television news.

by highchromiumdiet April 26, 2016