Meat Trumpets 

A ceremonial horn used to celebrate the beginning of the traditional weekly feast. The feast occurs every Friday, which is considered the holiest day of the week on the Five Guys calendar. Much like the sleigh bell from the Polar Express, only those who truly believe can actually hear its sweet, meaty song.

It's Friday and I'm starving, I think I hear the Meat Trumpets from across dupont circle!

Meat Trumpets by step-hoe July 31, 2009

trumpism 

Synonym for putinism!

Trumpism and Putinism are one and the same...synonyms of each other!

trumpism by talk2me-JCH2 March 9, 2022

Bring on the Trumpets 

1. A phrase that has grown popular after an advert for The Natural Confectionary Company featured a gummy bear, voiced by Matt Berry, shouting it at a gummy snake for little or no reason.

2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.

1. Gummy Bear: Bring on the Trumpets!

2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!

Bring on the Trumpets by -Roachy- February 4, 2009

Monkey Trumpets 

used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...

ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?

bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!

Monkey Trumpets by -PRIZM- January 18, 2008

Trumpism 

A form of personalism (like Francoism in Spain) which subverted the national populism that propelled said personality to power in the first place. It is a still-born version of populism modified to fit the agenda of the corrupt elite it threatened in the first place, utilizing incoherent hatred of Muslims and other low-haning fruit along with generational narcissism to solidfy its mental grip on those who remain in the pews. If anything, it is true national populism corrupted until it is national Boomerism.

If Bush Era neoconservatism was "Wilsonianism on steroids", then Trumpism is "neoconservatism on meth".

Trumpism by phoqueboomersok May 20, 2019

monkey trumpets 

originated on the television show "Futurama" by Zapp Brannigan's assistant Kif

used to express extreme dissapointment

oh monkey trumpets, i dropped my ice cream

monkey trumpets by hans strudlehiemer January 17, 2008

Bring On The Trumpets 

To express a positive outlook on an action or event most likely resulting in failure.

"Having done no work this year I doubt I'll get into university, but whatever the future holds for me it'll probably be slightly better than killing myself now, so bring on the trumpets."

Bring On The Trumpets by CYBERFLIRTATIONISAWORD February 21, 2009